Author: Cape Crazy

  • Cape Coral Resident Says Del Prado Has Become a Daily Speeding Problem

    Cape Coral Resident Says Del Prado Has Become a Daily Speeding Problem

    If you live along a busy road in Cape Coral, apparently there’s the posted speed limit.

    And then there’s the speed limit some drivers have personally selected for themselves.

    A longtime Cape Coral resident is asking city leaders to do something about speeding along Del Prado Boulevard South, saying drivers routinely fly past his home at all hours of the day and night. 

    Ron Collins, who has lived in Cape Coral for nearly 30 years, told Gulf Coast News that the speeding has become an everyday problem outside his home. He has even collected videos showing traffic passing by his property. 

    Which does raise an interesting question:

    How many home videos of speeding cars does a resident need before the problem officially becomes a problem?

    Del Prado: Where 30 MPH Is Apparently a Suggestion

    The speed limit in the area highlighted by the report is 30 mph. Gulf Coast News observed traffic there and reported that while they did not witness any truly extreme speeds during their visit, some motorists were still traveling faster than the posted limit. 

    And that distinction is important.

    Nobody has to be doing 90 mph for speeding to create a dangerous situation.

    A residential stretch of road with homes, driveways, pedestrians and people trying to pull into traffic can become considerably less forgiving when drivers start treating 30 mph as merely the opening bid.

    Collins described the situation as a daily problem and said the speeding happens both during the day and at night. 

    So this apparently isn’t:

    Friday Night at the Del Prado International Speedway.

    It’s more like:

    Every Day at the Del Prado International Speedway.

    The Cape Coral Traffic Equation

    There is something uniquely frustrating about living on a road where everyone else is trying to get somewhere three minutes faster.

    You pull out of your driveway.

    Someone appears in your rearview mirror approximately 0.4 seconds later.

    They are six inches from your bumper.

    You are doing the speed limit.

    They appear personally offended by this.

    Welcome to Cape Coral traffic.

    And before somebody says, “Everybody speeds a little,” that is probably true.

    But there is a difference between drifting a few miles per hour over the limit and creating a roadway environment where residents don’t feel comfortable entering or leaving their own property.

    What Exactly Is the Solution?

    That’s where things get more complicated.

    Police enforcement can help, but officers cannot sit on every street around the clock.

    Additional signs can help, although Cape Coral already possesses one of mankind’s most advanced traffic-control technologies:

    the speed-limit sign.

    Unfortunately, those only work if people read them.

    Other options sometimes used to address neighborhood speeding include increased enforcement, electronic speed-feedback signs, traffic studies or roadway changes designed to naturally slow vehicles.

    Whatever the answer is, Collins appears to be asking for something fairly basic:

    Take a look at what is happening and determine whether something needs to change.

    That doesn’t seem unreasonable.

    Cape Crazy Translation

    Resident:

    “People keep speeding past my house.”

    Resident produces videos:

    “Here are people speeding past my house.”

    Road sign:

    “30 MPH.”

    Drivers:

    “Interesting suggestion.”

    At some point, perhaps the problem isn’t a lack of information.

    Maybe people just need to remove their foot from the accelerator.

    IS THIS CRAZY OR NOT?

    Is speeding along Del Prado Boulevard becoming a serious enough problem that Cape Coral needs to take additional action?

    Source: Gulf Coast News, Cape Coral resident urges city to address speeding on Del Prado Boulevard. The report was published August 6, 2026, by Muhammad Abdul Qawee. 

  • Cape Coral Utility Fight Could End Up in Court Over Just 28 Homes

    Cape Coral Utility Fight Could End Up in Court Over Just 28 Homes

    Cape Coral has found itself in another situation that feels like it could have been solved with a meeting, a calculator and perhaps a little common sense.

    Instead, lawyers may be getting involved.

    The Cape Coral City Council has authorized the city attorney to pursue possible legal action involving West Cape Estates, a small gated community in northwest Cape Coral, as part of an ongoing dispute over whether homeowners must connect to the city’s water and sewer system. 

    And when a disagreement over sewer pipes starts involving attorneys, you already know somebody’s wallet is about to have a bad day.

    The City Says Connect

    Cape Coral has been steadily expanding municipal water and sewer service through its Utilities Extension Project.

    The city says replacing private wells and septic systems with municipal utilities can improve drinking-water reliability, reduce environmental concerns from septic systems and provide infrastructure such as fire hydrants. 

    Fair enough.

    But West Cape Estates isn’t exactly a sprawling subdivision.

    The gated waterfront community contains only a few dozen homes — real-estate listings describe it as roughly 26 to 28 estate properties. 

    Residents there currently rely on private utility systems and are challenging the city’s position that they must connect to municipal water and sewer. 

    Residents Say: Wait a Minute

    The disagreement appears to center partly on a 2017 city resolution and how it applies to West Cape Estates.

    The homeowners’ side argues that previous city action excluded parcels in the community from certain utility assessments and that connection to city utilities was supposed to occur when an owner requested service — not automatically because the utility system eventually reached the neighborhood. 

    Cape Coral apparently sees the situation differently.

    Earlier this year, the city instructed the homeowners association to provide a plan and timeline for connecting to municipal utilities. 

    So now we have two interpretations of what Cape Coral meant nearly a decade ago.

    Naturally, the next logical step is lawyers.

    Because nothing clears up confusing government paperwork quite like several thousand pages of additional government paperwork.

    And Who Pays If This Turns Into a Legal Fight?

    That may be the part Cape Coral taxpayers should be watching.

    City staff has reportedly acknowledged that enforcing the utility requirements against West Cape Estates could lead to costly litigation. 

    Which raises a pretty straightforward question:

    How much money should Cape Coral spend proving that 28 homeowners need city sewer service?

    That doesn’t automatically mean the homeowners are right.

    Cape Coral has legitimate reasons for establishing consistent utility rules. The city has invested heavily in water and sewer infrastructure, and properties benefiting from that infrastructure eventually have to help support it.

    But there is another question worth asking:

    What problem are we actually trying to solve here?

    If there is a significant environmental, financial or public-health reason these homes need to connect, the city should be able to explain that clearly.

    If the argument is simply, “Those are the rules,” then taxpayers may want to know how much enforcing those rules will cost.

    Because there comes a point where spending $10 to collect $5 isn’t really enforcement.

    It’s performance art.

    Only in Cape Coral

    Picture the meeting.

    One side:

    “You need to connect to the sewer.”

    The other side:

    “Your own paperwork says we don’t.”

    City Hall:

    “Our attorneys will be in touch.”

    Cape Coral taxpayers:

    “Wait. Why are we paying for this?”

    Welcome to local government, where even a sewer line can eventually require legal counsel.

    Maybe Cape Coral ultimately proves it is completely correct.

    Maybe West Cape Estates proves the city made an agreement years ago that needs to be honored.

    Or maybe everyone spends enough money on lawyers that they could have installed gold-plated toilets throughout the neighborhood.

    Either way, this seems worthy of a vote.

    IS THIS CRAZY OR NOT?

    Should Cape Coral potentially spend taxpayer money fighting a neighborhood of roughly 28 homes over mandatory water and sewer connections?

    Source: Gulf Coast News, Cape Coral leaders authorize possible legal action in West Cape Estates utility fight.

  • Two Drivers Arrested After Alleged Street Race on Pine Island Road

    Two Drivers Arrested After Alleged Street Race on Pine Island Road

    Apparently 50 mph wasn’t exciting enough.

    According to the Cape Coral Police Department, a DUI Unit officer was traveling eastbound on SW Pine Island Road near Nicholas Parkway just before midnight on July 25 when he noticed two vehicles traveling side by side: a white Nissan Altima and a white Nissan Titan.

    Police say the two vehicles slowed to roughly 10–15 mph in a 50 mph zone and appeared to be communicating with each other while driving.

    Then things allegedly escalated.

    As the vehicles approached Nicholas Parkway, police say they lined up side by side and rapidly accelerated.

    In other words, what had been a late-night drive allegedly turned into a street race.

    During the acceleration, the Nissan Titan reportedly lost traction and fishtailed, although the driver managed to regain control and continued accelerating.

    There was just one problem.

    A Cape Coral Police DUI officer was right behind them.

    The officer caught up, activated his lights and siren, and both drivers pulled over near the 900 block of SW Pine Island Road.

    According to CCPD, both drivers were arrested and charged with Racing on a Highway.

    No crash was reported in the police account, despite the Titan reportedly losing traction during the incident.

    Is This Crazy or Not?

    Allegedly lining up for a street race on Pine Island Road is one thing.

    Doing it with a DUI Unit officer directly behind you?

    That might make this one especially easy for Cape Crazy voters.

    Source/Credit: Cape Coral Police Department. Information is based on a CCPD Facebook post and video regarding the July 25, 2026 arrests. The charges described are allegations; an arrest does not establish guilt.

  • Cape Coral Sidewalk Project Displaces Burrowing Owl Nest

    Cape Coral Sidewalk Project Displaces Burrowing Owl Nest

    A new sidewalk project in Cape Coral has some residents asking whether progress came at too high a cost.

    According to People, residents near Orchid Boulevard and Del Prado Boulevard say a city sidewalk project displaced at least one burrowing owl nest. The burrowing owl is listed as a threatened species in Florida, and habitat loss is considered one of its biggest threats. 

    The city reportedly applied for the necessary permits through the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission before beginning the work. But neighbors say they raised concerns about the nesting site and wanted the city to consider another route for the sidewalk. 

    The story gained attention after a photo circulated showing a burrowing owl standing in the open near the construction area after its nest had been cleared. Local journalist Peter Busch also shared the situation on Facebook, noting that the city said it had obtained the required FWC permits. 

    Some residents have now started trying to help the owls themselves. One neighbor told Gulf Coast News that he has been digging new holes in his yard in hopes of giving the displaced birds another place to shelter. 

    So the city may have followed the rules.

    But that still leaves a very Cape Coral question:

    Just because something is permitted, does that mean it was the best way to do it?

    Is This Crazy or Not?

    A new sidewalk is useful.

    So is protecting one of Cape Coral’s most recognizable little residents.

    You decide.

    Source/Credit: People, with reporting attributed to Gulf Coast News and social media posts from local journalist Peter Busch. 

  • Massive Alligator Wanders Into Southwest Cape Coral Neighborhood

    Massive Alligator Wanders Into Southwest Cape Coral Neighborhood

    Some Cape Coral neighborhoods get stray cats.

    Others apparently get massive alligators.

    According to the Cape Coral Police Department, officers were called to a Southwest Cape Coral neighborhood after a very large alligator wandered a little too close to nearby homes.

    Police said they contacted an authorized Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission trapper, and one of their officers helped safely wrangle the gator and remove it from the neighborhood.

    Judging by the video, this wasn’t exactly a little backyard visitor.

    The alligator can be seen stretched out on the grass while officers and the trapper work to get the situation under control.

    Cape Coral Police summed it up pretty well in their own post:

    “When your neighborhood gets a little too wild… give us a call.”

    In Southwest Florida, that can apparently mean almost anything.

    Fortunately, the gator was safely removed without the situation turning into something much worse.

    Now there’s really only one question left:

    How big do you think this guy was?

    Is This Crazy or Not?

    A giant alligator wandering close enough to homes that police and a wildlife trapper have to come wrangle it?

    Cape Coral residents can decide that one.

    Source/Credit: Cape Coral Police Department. Story and video originally shared by CCPD on Facebook. The Facebook post says officers responded to a Southwest Cape Coral neighborhood, contacted an authorized FWC trapper, and assisted with safely removing the alligator. 

  • Dog Takes a Detour Through Cape Coral Storm Drain

    Dog Takes a Detour Through Cape Coral Storm Drain

    A Cape Coral dog named Rio apparently decided a normal Saturday afternoon wasn’t interesting enough.

    According to the report, a couple spotted Rio struggling in a canal near Four Mile Cove Parkway and called for help. By the time Cape Coral firefighters arrived, Rio had made his way into a storm drain — and kept going.

    That turned the rescue into a bit of an underground search mission.

    Firefighters reportedly positioned themselves at different ends of the drain system, then removed a storm-drain cover between them. Using a dog-catch pole, they were able to pull Rio up to safety.

    And judging by the photo afterward, Rio looks like he came through the adventure just fine.

    The firefighters got their rescue.

    Rio got his picture taken.

    And somewhere in Cape Coral, a dog probably has absolutely no intention of explaining why he thought crawling deeper into a storm drain was a good idea.

    Cape Crazy verdict?

    Maybe not crazy.

    But definitely one heck of a Saturday.

    Is this Crazy or Not?

  • SUV Takes an Unplanned Swim at Burnt Store Boat Ramp

    SUV Takes an Unplanned Swim at Burnt Store Boat Ramp

    Apparently the jet ski wasn’t the only thing planning to get wet.

    According to a Facebook post from Gulf Coast News anchor Peter Busch, an SUV was attempting to unload a jet ski at the Burnt Store Boat Ramp when it slid down the ramp and ended up in the water.

    The SUV reportedly slid down the ramp and ended up partially submerged in the water.

    The photo tells most of the story. Instead of a jet ski floating beside the dock, there’s a full-size SUV sitting in the canal looking like it suddenly decided it identifies as a boat.

    Fortunately, the post didn’t mention anyone being injured.

    Boat ramps can be slick, steep, and unforgiving, and this one apparently decided to provide a reminder.

    The jet ski may have eventually made it into the water.

    The SUV just beat it there.

    Cape Crazy verdict?

    You decide.

    Is this Crazy or Not?