About Cape Crazy

Cape Coral is a great place to live.

It is also, occasionally, completely ridiculous.

Cape Crazy is a local commentary site highlighting the unusual, frustrating, funny and sometimes unbelievable stories that happen around Cape Coral.

We cover the kinds of stories that make you stop scrolling and say:

“Wait… what?”

From bizarre crime stories and government decisions to traffic chaos, wildlife encounters and those uniquely Florida moments that somehow feel perfectly normal after you’ve lived here long enough.

The goal isn’t to pretend everything is terrible.

Quite the opposite.

Cape Coral has a lot going for it. But sometimes the best way to deal with the madness is to laugh at it.

You Decide What’s Crazy

Every story includes a simple question:

Is this crazy or not?

Readers get to vote, and those votes feed the Cape Crazy Index — our highly scientific, completely serious ranking of local nonsense.

Okay.

Maybe not highly scientific.

But you get the idea.

Commentary With a Sense of Humor

Cape Crazy mixes reported facts with opinion, satire and sarcasm.

When a story involves allegations, arrests or ongoing investigations, we try to make that distinction clear. The jokes are aimed at the situation — not at victims or people dealing with genuine tragedy.

We also link back to the original reporting whenever possible so you can read the source and decide for yourself.

See Something Crazy?

Cape Coral is a big city, and we’re definitely going to miss things.

If you see something strange, funny, frustrating or just unbelievably Cape Coral, send it our way through the Contactpage.

Because around here, the next Cape Crazy story is probably already happening.


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